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Your guide to Atlanta homo-sapiens

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Redneck bear

Distinguishing characteristics: Stocky, large-bellied, hirsute, flannel shirt, Mossy Oak cap, leather halter

Mating call: "Woof!"

Natural habitat: The Eagle; a 4x4 pickup

Role model: Larry the Cable Guy

Karaoke staple: Patsy Cline's "Walkin' After Midnight"

Drink of choice: Coors Light

Favorite movie: Deliverance

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