"Cinco is when a couple hundred Mexicans beat several thousand French, but who hasn't?"
--"brysondad" on Twitter
"That is the day Trump got his ferret hairpiece attached."
--Ron Casados on Facebook
"Independence or something."
--Nigel Prude, hanging out in Centennial Olympic Park
"So we can celebrate Seis de Mayo: The Holy Day of Tequila shits."
--Lyndsey Sargent on Facebook
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