Larry: She's more important during sex. But the best way to get aroused is through a winning football team. Michael Vick can do things on the field that no one else can. He is definitely the most exciting player in the NFL. He energizes the whole city; she energizes me in different ways. And she's wearing his jersey too, so we're very excited. She's pretty special, but she's no Michael Vick.
John: I'm going with Vick. I need a championship in Atlanta. All my wife -- or my ex-wife -- gives me is problems -- debt, child support and alimony. She sits 20 rows behind me during the regular season. Michael gives you excitement; my ex-wife is crazy. To my ex-wife: Go get a Creative Loafing on Thursday. I got something there for you.