"Make the Israelis think the oil gush is actually a humanitarian mission for the Palestinians. They'll shut it down real fast."
--Craig Allen, commenting on Facebook
"Put a Dick in it--like Dick Cheney."
--Butta, hanging out at the Royal Crown Barber Shop in the West End
"I would blow the whole thing up with a weapon of mass destruction"
--coffeemakergirl, commenting on Twitter
"Well, it is the South. Tell everyone it's free gravy."
--Degenerate Press, commenting on Facebook
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