I'm open about [being on the D-list]. You have the A-list with Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt and Nicole Kidman. The B-list is, like, Ray Romano and Debra Messing. For a while I hovered on the C-List. But then I did "Celebrity Mole," and I jumped right to D. Once you do "Celebrity Mole," there's no coming back. The D-list is people who have shows on the Animal Planet.
– Comedian and star of "My Life on the D-List" Kathy Griffin, who brings her irreverent, celebrity-skewering humor to the Fox Theatre Fri., Sept. 5.