Clever, funny, often profane and never boring, singer/songwriter BOB SCHNEIDER is back in town Mon., DEC. 17, with copies of his recent double-live album on Shockorama, Songs Sung and Played at the Same Time on Guitar with People in the Room. The discs, recorded in Austin, Texas, in front of a vocal group of die-hard fans, presents the laid-back entertainer in fine form, playing audience favorites. Be ready for a few selections from his "rock opera," Fuck All You Motherfuckers. AM shares the bill. $15 plus two cans of food. 8 p.m. Smith's Olde Bar, 1578 Piedmont Ave. 404-875-1522. www.smithsoldebar.com.