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Lust List 2012: Fazal

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Job: Bartender and manager at So Ba
Age: 29
Relationship status: Has a girlfriend

Fazal is the first to admit he had an unusual childhood. Growing up on a halal farm as part of an extended Pakistani family that spoke Vietnamese around the house, he didn't learn English until he was 5. Oh, did we mention that the family farm was in Loganville? Having moved to the ATL a few years ago, Fazal now puts his knowledge of Vietnamese cuisine to work at So Ba in East Atlanta Village, near where he lives. He's also studying environmental remediation — read: cleaning up pollution others have left behind — at GSU. If you see him riding around on his motorcycle, just don't point. Hot guys get embarrassed, too.

What's your standard drink?
Whiskey and ginger.

What band were you obsessed with when you were 14?
Nine Inch Nails.

What's your guiltiest pleasure?
McFlurries.

What's your least favorite household chore?
Laundry. Folding it. I can wash but I can't fold it.

On which reality TV show should you be cast?
"American Pickers."

What's the last thing that made you cry?
I can't even remember. It's been a very long time.

What's the last good book you read?
Game of Thrones. It was the last book I read.

What do you wish someone would hurry up and invent?
Jetpack!

What's the lamest pickup line anyone's used on you?
I hear a lot of lame ones. The last one was when someone wrote they wished I would jump in the to-go box.

If you could live in any movie, which would it be?
Avatar.

What's the first album you bought with your own money?
That would have been Aerosmith — Big Ones.

What's the best way for a customer to hit on you?
Money. Tips.

Who would play you in the movie of your life?
Naveen Andrews from "Lost."

What's the one thing you most hope to accomplish this year?
Getting my motorcycle completely finished.

What's your least favorite thing about Atlanta?
The traffic.

Is there a drawback to being attractive?
Yes, it's all people generally want to talk about when they meet you.

What's the weirdest thing in your house?
My dog. She's a really, really weird dog.

Name one thing you've stolen.
Pens. I'm a real pen thief.

Who's the most important person in your life?
I would say my girlfriend. She's helped me through really hard times and stuck with me when I was being a shithead.

What's your sexy-time soundtrack?
A Portishead album.

Have you ever been dumped? If so, what was the reason?
I have and I'm pretty sure it was just 'cause I was being a loser at the time. I wasn't attending school and wasn't doing anything with a real career.

What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker?
Loud people. I can't stand when girls are really loud.

What would you order for your last meal?
Seared tuna.

How much would you charge to murder a stranger?
I couldn't do it. I'd have to know who they were to murder them.

Name a well-regarded band you don't like.
Pretty much all of them. Nickelback.

With whom would you like to play Truth or Dare?
Can't think of an answer for that one.

What would be the title of your autobiography?
Being Brown in the South. The only interesting part of my life was growing up in a very country town.

What did your parents want you to do with your life?
Doctor. They're Asian, so automatically.

Have you ever stalked someone on Facebook?
Not real stalking, but everyone Facebook-stalks at one point or another.

What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
Christopher Walken.

What's your preferred footwear?
I like Sauconys. Tennis shoes, I guess. Comfortable shoes.

What's the most romantic place in Atlanta?
Probably my bedroom. Not many places in Atlanta.

What's your wackiest piece of personal trivia?
I'm partially Vietnamese.

At what bar/restaurant would you like to have an open tab?
Livingston. Probably one of my better dining experiences in Atlanta so far.

What personal attribute in others are you a sucker for?
People who are nice always get me. I automatically want to do things for them if I see them doing nice things for others.

Where would you go on a sweepstakes vacation?
Probably on a dirt bike tour of Costa Rica.

Describe your relationship to exercise.
We don't see each other very often.

Not counting rent or bills, where does most of your disposable income go?
At this time, the motorcycle. The majority of the time, my dog.

What's your life's ambition/grandest dream?
To basically just stay happy the entire time. Do things I enjoy.

If you had to spend a million dollars in one afternoon, what would you do?
I would buy a fighter jet and probably end up crashing it.

Have you ever stolen a friend's girlfriend?
No, no. Not even close.

What's your own character flaw you'd most like to fix?
I have a bad temper and it leads me to be judgmental of people over little things.

What silly thing are you most vain about?
I don't have a good answer for that one. Not generally vain.

Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List?
As a joke, because they knew I'd be embarrassed over the whole thing.

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