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Salesman at the Apple store in Lenox Square


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Age: 25

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Status: Has a girlfriend

No one will ever mistake Kenny for a member of the Geek Squad. For starters, this shaggy Mac guy doesn't have a car. Born in Warner Robbins, Kenny moved to Atlanta only two years ago and bikes everywhere. While other computer types might spend their time immersed in programming manuals, he's polishing up a TV-series script he hopes to sell. If it does, he'll be able to afford a fancier bike.

If you were a candy bar, which one would you be? Whatchamacallit.

What's your guiltiest pleasure? I used to be a big "Gilmore Girls" fan.

Complete this sentence: I'll scream if I see another ________. Hummer.

What do Atlanta drivers do that should be punished by flogging? Try to knock me off my bike.

What's the strangest thing a customer ever said to you? "Does this computer come with the Internet?" Or they want to know why their new iPod has no music on it.

What's the last concert you went to? Mission of Burma.

What's the first concert you went to? MxPx, when I was 14, at the Pterodactyl in Marietta. I did not stage-dive.

Where do you take out-of-town visitors? The Aquarium; it's hokey, but I actually enjoy it.

What's your favorite place to hear live music? The Earl.

What's your porn name? Sandy Tucker -- I guess that's white-trash enough.

What song always makes you get up and dance? "Just Like Heaven," by the Cure.

If you could invent a fashion trend, what would it be? I'm probably the worst dresser of anyone on the list.

What's one thing you would change about Atlanta? I'm tired of places to go out. I wish there were a little broader scene here.

What's your signature cocktail? Bushmills, neat.

What band would you be a roadie for? Pavement, back in their heyday.

What country would you most like to visit? New Zealand.

Are you a morning person or night owl? I actually like mornings a little better now.

How do you like to spend a rainy day? Watching movies.

What creature comfort could you not live without? My computer.

What's the sexiest part of the female anatomy? Probably the hips.

Where would you rather win a shopping spree: Home Depot or Saks? Home Depot.

Which reality TV show would you choose to be cast on? "Laguna Beach."

What do like best about your job? It's what I liked doing before I worked here, which is talking about computers.

What do you do best in the kitchen? Eat.

Who's more annoying: Donald Trump or Paris Hilton? Donald Trump.

Who would you like to see host the Oscars? Normally, they pick such assholes. I'd like to see Chuck Klosterman.

What's sexier: Girl-next-door or exotic? Cowgirl boots or stilettos? Girl-next-door -- she's a little more approachable. Stilettos, because I'm really tired of seeing boots.

How would you hold up under torture? Probably not well.

What's the best way to ask you out? Just come and talk to me.

What's your favorite part of town for going out? I live around East Atlanta, but I guess I go to Cabbagetown.

Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? I prefer the mountains now.

What's your karaoke specialty? I'm not a good singer at all, so probably bad '80s pop.

What's your most gruesome childhood injury? Ran into a dogwood branch with my forehead; I still have a scar.

What's the first thing you do in the morning? Brush my teeth.

What's one thing you most hope to accomplish in 2007? Finish my TV script, it's for a series with drama and comedy.

Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List? I have no idea.

What makes you lust after someone? Someone who can have a good time by herself.

What do you wear to bed? Depends on the season, but usually boxers.

Who's hotter: Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie? Scarlett Johansson.

Where would you like to retire? Up north, maybe around Massachusetts.

What's worse: Losing your hair or getting a beer gut? A beer gut.

What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Oliver Stone.

What piece of clothing looks bad on everybody? Cowboy hats.

Beatles or Stones? Beatles.

Tupac or Biggie? Tupac.

Cash or Elvis? Cash.

Kittens or puppies? Kittens.

Boxers or briefs? Boxer-briefs.

A stroll in the park or a night in the clubs? Stroll in the park.

Goths or hippies? Goths.

Fine wine or cheap beer? Cheap beer.

Pizza or sushi? Pizza.

Vintage clothes or clubwear? Vintage clothes.

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