"Butt-dialed wife while rogering the mistress; graphic sound effects ensued."
--Daniel Nadolny on Facebook
"Damn cell phone bill ... gets ya evert time."
--Gene Gamblin on Facebook
"I'm usually the one people cheat off of. One time in college my paper got passed around and I got kicked out of class. But I bought the teacher some booze and it was all good."
--Nate, walking on Cypress Street in Midtown
"My daughter saw me looking up Scrabble words on my phone. Wait ... different subject?"
--April Lively on Facebook
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