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Bartender at the Earl in East Atlanta



Age: 35

See more photos of Bill. - JOEFF DAVIS

Status: Married, with dogs

Bill's been mixing drinks at the Earl for six years, almost as long as the place has been around. During that time, his rugged good looks have garnered a following among the bar's female patrons, but he still thought CL was pulling his leg when told he'd been picked for the Lust List. Eventually, he'd like to step out from the bar and go full-time with the dog-grooming business he and his wife started a couple of years ago. So get your drink orders in, ladies.

What country would you most like to visit? Spain.

If you were a candy bar, which one would you be? An O'Henry.

What's the lamest pickup line you've heard? "Do you want to hold hands?"

What's your guiltiest pleasure? My friend's homemade absinthe.

What do like best about your job? It's the funnest, easiest way to make that amount of money in that amount of time.

What's the strangest thing a customer ever said to you? I had a customer borrow a stapler and have a girl staple his scrotum to his leg.

What's the last concert you went to? Band of Horses.

What's the first concert you went to? Loverboy.

Who would you like to see host the Oscars? Ozzy Osbourne.

What's your karaoke specialty? "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree."

What song always makes you get up and dance? "Street Fighting Man," by the Rolling Stones.

Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List? I thought you were just messing with me.

If you could invent a fashion trend, what would it be? Boxers for everyone.

What's your signature cocktail? I call it my old family recipe; it's like a raspberry kamikaze. I make it for people who can't decide what they want.

What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Sidney Poitier.

Who would play you in the movie of your life? Marty Feldman. (Laughs.)

How would you hold up under torture? Not well at all; I'd fold in a minute.

Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl.

How do you like to spend a rainy day? Sleeping -- that sounds exciting, doesn't it?

What's the sexiest part of the female anatomy? The hip.

Where would you rather win a shopping spree: Home Depot or Saks? Home Depot.

Which reality TV show would you choose to be cast on? "I love New York."

What's your stupid human trick? I'm not sure what that is.

What do you do best in the kitchen? Pick at food.

What's sexier: Girl-next-door or exotic? Cowgirl boots or stilettos? Exotic; stilettos.

What's your favorite part of town for going out? East Atlanta, probably, but I have fun in Midtown, too.

What makes you lust after someone? Looks are definitely important, but confidence, independence, if they seem like they got it.

Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? The beach.

Where do you take out-of-town visitors? East Atlanta, Midtown, downtown -- depends who it is.

What do Atlanta drivers do that should be punished by flogging? Drive.

What's your favorite place to hear live music? The Earl.

What's your most gruesome childhood injury? A dog chased me on my bike and I ran into a bunch of barbed wire.

What's one thing you would change about Atlanta? The sprawl.

What's the first thing you do in the morning? I use the bathroom and brush my teeth.

What's your porn name? Slappy Monroe.

Who's your favorite TV chef? Rachael Ray.

What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? Bitching, nagging.

What's the best way to ask you out? No one's asked me out in a while. Maybe compliments.

Name an old ad slogan that you wish would come back. "Just for the fun of it."

What do you wear to bed? Pajama bottoms.

Who's hotter: Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie? Angelina Jolie.

What's one thing you most hope to accomplish in 2007? Get my ducks in a row so I can grow my business.

Where would you like to retire? The Midway Islands.

What's worse: Losing your hair or getting a beer gut? Losing your hair.

What piece of clothing looks bad on everybody? Acid wash.

What band would you be a roadie for? Tool.

Beatles or Stones? Stones.

Tupac or Biggie? Tupac.

Cash or Elvis? Cash.

Kittens or puppies? Kittens.

Boxers or briefs? Boxers.

A stroll in the park or a night in the clubs? Night in the clubs.

Goths or hippies? Goths.

Fine wine or cheap beer? Both.

Pizza or sushi? Pizza.

Vintage clothes or clubwear? Vintage clothes.

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