Follow us up Stone Mountain. It's a good hike, one that'll strengthen your quads and pump up your heart rate. But hurry now, because the sun's setting. OK, now turn around. See all the trees? They're everywhere! A sea of trees! And there, 16 miles away, is Atlanta -- a sparkling city rising from a sea of trees. Who are these whiny environmentalists, anyway? Now, look: Watch the sky around the city as the sun drops. Gold, red, pink, orange -- wow, even some purple and green! Watch how the light plays off the hydro-carbons in the air, the ones we added to by driving here. Smog makes for good sunsets, so drive with a clear conscience. After all, sausages taste good, so who gives a shit how they're made?