NH: "Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I ... "
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that's so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: "You people are so far removed from the reality. ... Welcome to domestic life on the farm. ... You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. ... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."