When: Thu., Dec. 12, 8 p.m. 2013
Interested in a complete debasement of Santa Claus and everything holy this holiday season? Straight from the depraved mind of the pencil-mustachioed “Pope of Trash,” A John Waters Christmas is back by popular demand, with a show at Variety Playhouse on Thurs., Dec. 12. Famous as a visual artist, comic writer, ubiquitous cameo actor, and director of such cult films as Pink Flamingos and Cry-Baby, Baltimore’s outrageously gay uncle performs a one-man monologue about his affectionately heretical views of the holidays. Leave the kids at home, and make sure to wear a nice sweater!