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Lust List 2013: Antoinette



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Job: Server, 97 Estoria

Age: 25

Relationship status: Single

Screw the cheesy pickup lines, if you're looking to strike up a conversation beyond the cost of your meal, buy Antoinette a drink (opt for Jameson) or leave your digits on the receipt (and a big tip couldn't hurt). The slender 25-year-old calls herself a server and a servant, either way doing her duty to "get the people drunk" during her waking hours at 97 Estoria, while imbibing a bit herself. The high-energy Atlantan by way of New York is looking forward to March 16 when Six Flags opens. After that it's all thrill rides and Braves bashes until the bottle runs dry next fall.

What's your standard drink?

If not a shot of Jameson, probably some vodka and grapefruit.

What's your guiltiest pleasure?

Pizza in bed.

What's your least favorite household chore?

Actually, I love to clean. It's crazy. I guess [my least favorite is] taking the trash out.

Describe your relationship to exercise.

I work a lot so I don't really exercise much, but if I do I usually jog. That's about it.

What's the last thing that made you cry?

The movie Chocolat ... I know that's ridiculous.

What do you wish someone would hurry up and invent?

Pajama pants that looked good in public.

With whom would you like to play Truth or Dare?

Ryan Gosling because he's fine and good-looking. He seems nice. He might be short, though. I definitely feel like he's short.

What's your wackiest piece of personal trivia?

I was a virgin until I was 22. I [also] eat pizza every other day, if not every day. I really like that new Ammazza Pizza, but I'm always going to love Fellini's the best.

What personal attribute are you a sucker for?

I'm a nose person. I like different, cute nose. Just noses ...

Not counting rent or bills, where does most of your disposable income go?

Alcohol. I probably need an intervention.

If you had to spend $1 million in one afternoon, what would you do?

Take a lot of people out to party. Go shopping for myself and my family. Try some kind of amusement park rent-out situation. [There would be] a lot of pizza involved. Just blow it probably.

What band were you obsessed with when you were 14?

What grade is 14? Eighth grade? I don't know, unless it was a top-40 radio person. I'm not ashamed to admit. I just can't recall.

What's the last good book you read?

Without Feathers by Woody Allen. It's like short stories and stuff, plays and skits. I just could hear his voice when I read and it's kind of easier to read that way.

What's the lamest pickup line anyone's used on you?

They're all lame. Pickup lines are lame, so ... there's not a good one out there.

What movie would you most like to live in?

Anything with Brad Pitt in it.

What's the first album you bought with your own money?

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette.

Who would play you in the movie of your life?

Maybe that chick from 28 Days Later, the pretty black girl. She was cool, right?

What's the one thing you most hope to accomplish this year?

I just want to be a little more organized, in general. My house is the only thing that's organized right now because that's the main thing I can have control over.

What's your least favorite thing about Atlanta?

I love Atlanta. I guess public transportation. There's not enough of it.

Is there a drawback to being attractive?

Yeah. Sometimes people just assume you're a dick, [but] I'm friendly.

Name one thing you've stolen.

I stole clothes from Abercrombie back in the day. They don't give good customer service, so ...

What's your sexy-time soundtrack?

Kings of Convenience. That's sexy-time for me.

Have you ever been dumped? If so, what was the reason?

I never really get that far. I haven't been dumped, just rejected.

What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker?

Anything aesthetic: bad tattoos or weird shoes.

What would you order for your last meal?

Probably a thing of lasagna.

How much would you charge to murder a stranger?

I guess it depends on what they did. If it was a pedophile it'd be free. Just do it. I don't know. A million? I just don't know the price.

How do you handle rejection?

Very poorly. I eat a lot, cry a lot, chalk it up, and move on I guess. That takes a little while.

What did your parents want you to do with your life?

Just to be happy and successful. They never really made me follow a certain path or anything. They've always just said make sure you're comfortable and good people.

Have you ever stalked someone on Instagram?

Yes. I think he blocked me. He knows. It was someone I've always had a crush on openly and been rejected, but I didn't really mind.

How often do you talk to your mother?

Like every other day, if not every day.

What's your preferred footwear?

Comfortable little booties like these. They're just the basics. These actually are my roommate's.

What's the most romantic place in Atlanta?

Top Flr is romantic and cute. Any park is romantic.

What's your weirdest recurring dream?

I have a fear of whales and dream really weird. I'll be in the ocean swimming and I'll go really deep and a whale will come block out the sun and I can't get out of the water and I die. So it's a nightmare and not really dream.

Where would you go on a bucket list vacation?

Probably Barcelona just 'cause it seems like a sexy, pretty place with a lot of art and good weather.

What's your life's ambition/grandest dream?

I'd like to have children. I don't know how society is going right now for that, but that's a dream. But I'm not even close ...

Have you ever stolen a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?

No. I believe in the bro code.

What's your own character flaw you'd most like to fix?

I'm impatient.

Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List?

Probably because of my sexuality. [Laughs] I don't know. Because I'm sexy I guess, and lustful now.

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